OctoMom Pics are HUGE on the internet: Oh for crying out loud…x8! Have you ever wondered what it looks like to be pregnant with 8 babies?All we can think while we’re squirming in our chair is OUCH! [TMZ via Buzzfeed]
How to Blow Your Nose: Since we’re little babies we’ve been given the tissue to the nose routine with the instructions “blow.” So it’ snot (heh) like we don’t know how to do it, but are we doing it right? Probably not! One nostril at a time is the way to go, although if you’re sick you really shouldn’t at all! Really. It just shoots more mucus into the sinuses (ick, yes). May we suggest a little nadi shodhana to help clear nasal passages? [NYTimes]
Bruce Springsteen’s ‘IN’ the NOW: An awesome excerpt from the Boss’ Superbowl Journal on the importance of being in the present and enjoying the moment, especially if that moment happens to be the single most watched event of the year.
I was worried that I would find myself ‘out’ of myself and not in the moment. My old friend Peter Wolf once said ‘the strangest thing you can do on stage is think about what you’re doing.” This is true. To observe oneself from afar while struggling to bring the moment to life is an unpleasant experience. I’ve had it more than once. It’s an existential problem. Unfortunately, right in my wheel house. It doesn’t mean it’s going to be a bad show. It may be a great one. It just means it might take time, something we don’t have much of tonight. When that happens, I do anything to break it. Tear up the set list, call an audible, make a mistake, anything to get “IN.” That’s what you get paid for, TO BE HERE NOW! The power, potential and volume of your present-ness is a basic rock and roll promise. It’s the essential element that holds the attention of your audience, that gives force, shape and authority to the evening’s events. And however you get there on any given night, that’s the road you take. “IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE IN HERE?!”…there better be.
Oh, how we love you Bruce Springsteen. We can’t count how many times we’ve stepped outside ourselves instead of being in the moment. Anyone else? Blink if yes. [Bruce Springsteen Superbowl Journal]
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omg thats really ugly !
Um… I would so love to see the sonography. And she looks like one of those ants that have honey in their butts.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Thats really grosss. Andd that would hurt likke helll!! Woow! :/
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. HOW GROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANG SHE GOT DONE WIT HER HUBBY. FREEEEKK!!!
oh my goodness shez really huge.. nd i thought i was huge
omg her stomach and vagina is never gonna be the same….thats so nasty afterwars her stomach is going to look like a deflaited balloon
wooooow hw would she had felt in labour some guts lady hats off to u
i hp ur babies live a long life
what grosss look that mom how many baby does she have???how many times did she had sex???
thats not gross how the hell do u think she gonna look when she having 8 kids……
No thats not sick, Oh my days why do people have to be so negative about peope? carrying around eight babies is an amazing and a very rare thing you would’nt see many of these women carrying around eight kids cause it aint normal but i suppose twins must run in the families. Twins run in my family and im seventeen and expecting so there aint nothing wrong with that woman.
u people are crazy i think that woman is amazingggggg!!! shes blessed with 8 kidz at one timez~!!! like people above said how else would she look if she were to have eight kidz it might be discusting to som ppl but still som of her kidz might not even live u never kno!!! but if they doo that woman is very lucky!! this thang is verrry rare!! u dnt really ussually here abou a woman with even 5 kidz in her stomach !! thatz all i had to say!!
thnx…
oh my..its very amazing.. how lucky she is but i know that its so very hard to take care 8 babies at the same time she will be lacking of breastfeed..Well god bless…
god bless u and ur gr8 babies
i think its good hows shes had 8 kids but i tell u one thing – its put me off having kids.
wow 8 babys may god bless your soul your kids will listen to u if you can give birth to 8 babys at one time XD damn! all i can say is woman like you are in war!
OMG!!! how many times did she have sex are you for real once derrr nd i think this women is CRAZZYYY how she gna cope will that many kids all at the same age and time god help you on xmas and birthdays girl God help ya!!!
wow she is huge!!
Its amazing and gross!!!i mean imagine her tum after it will be so big!!
OMG!!! I hope you and the babies are SOOO Great
Have a great future with them!!
You fucking idiots! This woman is the happiest woman in the world! 8 little babies! Is there anything more beautiful?!
wow i hope you have just a few babysitters good luck
are u going to ave moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wow
DAM!!!!THAT BITCH IS HUGE !!!HER GAY HUBAND REALLY FUCKED UP HER ASS
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
I WONDER IF HER BABY IS GOING TO BE HARDHEADED
BITCH
ohh my dame hope yur babyi”s” come graet …… hell no……. thats ……ewwwwwwwwwwww……..i wonder how many times yu ever f*****
o my babies she has a lot of babies
bith
duude, thats gross as hell. her vagina has to look like a window now. ugh, thats sicck her stomach is gunna be saggy, unless she gets liposuction. EWH. :/
I hope that her children dont turn out to be as unconsiderat about other poeple like the ones writing ewww!!!!Please if she was your mom and she taught it was disgusting, so she had an abortion you would have not been born!!AND please it amazing how somwone can have 8 kids. I mean come on she just brought 8 new people to the world and lived to tell. Not like some that get pregnant and just get abortions.
AND by the way stop hating only jealouse peolple hate on other people….is thata or you just are simply ignorant!!!Either way im thinking both!!!
children born in heaven i mean mother stomach
good luck im praying for you