Janice Dickinson, snarly firecracking stalwart of reality TV modeling shows, has hit quite a staunch roadblock herself…uh, in her colon, in Costa Rica! Ouch.
Yep, as one of the “celebs” of low-rated ‘reality’ show, “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here” Dickinson was stopped up for over a week, but it’s not to say she didn’t try to get things moving – papaya, prunes, Sanjaya. Even yoga couldn’t help! (video) (more video from Jezebel if you can handle it)
Cast mates were sympathetic. Says Stephen Baldwin, delicately, “I’m surprised she doesn’t have some yoga pose that just makes it come flying right out.” No comment.
So you’re like “Celebri – wha? I have no idea what you’re talking about!” Don’t worry, no one else is watching the show either! We couldn’t resist the urge to expel the gossipy yoga pop. We’re not sure if everything has already come out OK, but it’s reported Ms. Janice received medical treatment over the weekend, which we can only assume assisted in relieving her obstacles.
As for Dickinson and Yoga, they’ve been posing together for a while. In a 2008 interview Janice explained her longstanding morning ritual, “I wake up, I pray. I meditate. I do yoga. I stretch.” And she’s been snapped by papz mid-yog several times.
She even introduced Yoga to wannabe contestants on a “pose-arific” episode in Cycle 3 of America’s Next Top Model.
Not sure how Blogojevich is holding up. What did you think we watch the show?
Earlier…Mrs. Blagojevich Seeks Further Torture With Hot Yoga in Prep for ‘Celebrity’ Reality Show
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Hilarious! Thing is… there *are* yoga poses and practices that can, erm, make it come flying right out!
Laghoo shankhaprakshalana, anyone? Which involves drinking quantities of warm salt water and a series of five yoga poses performed again and again til it all… releases.
Looks like Janice is doing a lot of inversions and well, when you’re trying to get stuff out the other direction… you kinda need to do something that pushes the prana in the right direction!!
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