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Ahhhhhh. All you tween and tweenfolk parents can breathe a great sigh of relief. OR possibly you’d rather shriek in horror. Either way lulu is coming for your kids! Preteen girls to be specific.
“It’s a huge niche market that was missing,” [says CEO Christine] Day in an interview.
“We have the opportunity to do it right [...]
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Yoga: it’s big news! (for yuppies! oh we kid. we meant yippies) This bright Monday morning (afternoon?) brings us not one but TWO profiles on our favorite goal-setting stretchy pants company, Lululemon (NYMag, NYTimes) (and quite frankly we were offended neither one asked for our input). There’s not much said we didn’t know before, but [...]
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All right, we admit at this point we almost feel bad giving the lulus a little jib jab. Really, it’s not even our nature to roast tootsies when they’re already cookin’. It’s like when everyone’s in awe of the macho popular kid with his buff muscles and uber coolness until everyone finds out he’s really [...]
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Hey! As we anxiously await the presumably flat First-Quarter Profit announcement from Lululand (UPDATE: Lululemon Athletica profit drops; guidance misses), we present to you the hot scoop! We shouldn’t be telling you this, lollie-spies are everywhere. But we’re not ones to hold back. Lululemon is launching a top secret line for a totally newfangled sport. [...]
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Lulu lollies what is the deal? You are NOT getting NAKED ENOUGH!
Alert! Despite being up today, Lululemon stock has received a “distressing” two-star rating! That’s not so good, Al. Just a few months back investors were singing the shiny happy praises of the overpriced yoga outfitter. Oh, but that was such a long time ago, [...]
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Profit Drop
Hey! Did you join the Lululemon Fourth Quarter and Fiscal 2008 Earnings Results Conference Call yesterday? No? Us either! Seriously, who can stand to listen to that monotonous financial dribble drabble? Well, we’re no stock analysts, but we did read a little news today and, unsurprisingly, it seems the Lulubird report is pretty much [...]
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Yoga Birthday Parties!: Ladies and Gents are you tired of those lamo birthday parties that are all about YOU? Wouldn’t you rather have everyone retreat into their own sweaty practice of self-discovery on your special day of birth? No? Greedy punks! Just kidding. Truthfully if you’re tired of getting soggy on the sauce every year this sounds [...]
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